♥ Emilie ♥ (tongamama) wrote,
♥ Emilie ♥
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Jajajajajaja! I'm Deutsch!

Tonight ist ze night. My sister's German exchange student is arriving at seven or eight. She's going to stay with us for a month! I didn't know this. I thought she was leaving after spring break... Bummer. I'm kidding, she sounds cool. She has like fifty piercings and her dad's a hitman and she collects bazookas.

Not.

She plays trumpet. She is an only child. Her name is Linda for panties' sake! That is my grandmother's name -- in other words, her name brings bad memories to mind. Hahaha, April Fools! Except for the part about Granny's name being Linda. And that stuff about the girl... oh never mind. She sounds like a sweetie. We're going to go to L.A. with her and Disneyland and the beach (surfing lessons BEBE!) and it should be one hell of a road trip. Kidding again. Hardyhar. It's like a family vacation minus the dad factor because he's staying in Davis for some idiot reason... Anyway. Back to my kickass spring break. I might be able to go to Kitson's, which according to Lauren is Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's fave boutique, and the Vans skatepark (uh, that was actually Andrew's idea) and the shooting of Lords of Dogtown because I'm like a VIP! APRIL FOOOOLS! Sorry this is getting really annoying...

Lauren is so right, this site rocks!! HARD AND STEADY BABYYYYYYY! Seriously though, it's a really cool site -- especially the horror part, check it out.

Lauren, I need to have a word with you. A very long word, about your... NAVEL! I don't want to embarrass you so I won't say any more, but you'd better call me or else I'll be forced to... call YOU!

That is all. But be afeared, more is coming.

<3 Emilie "YOU'RE LOSING YOUR HAIR! AND YOU HAVEN'T TRIED AVACOR YET?" B'Emilie Boo
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