Well, howdy do! I'm just ever so flattered that you're here and reading this, even though no one probably is except Robin. But that's all right, I won't let the fact that I'm currently unpopular and friendless burst my bubble. I'm just going to pretend like I have an enraptured audience, like I'm actually talking to human beings and not just my imaginary friend, Lizzie. She says hi. Anyway, I guess now is a good time to introduce myself (gosh, I sound so generic and dumb saying that... oh well, bear with me). I'm Emilie, I live an ordinary life in an ordinary town and go to, guess what, an ordinary school. But I'll try to make my daily entries seem more unordinary than they really are, just to keep you guys from dying of boredom. I'll embellish things somehow. But anyway, back to myself (and here is where I sound like a conceited little twit). Supposedly it's not safe to put out too much personal info. on the Internet, so I'll have to stop myself pretty soon before I tell you my address and phone number... but anyway. Instead I'll tell you about how gorgeous I am! Brown hair with blonde highlights (unfortunately, so is everyone else's hair 'round these there parts), blue eyes, pale skin (I really should get more sun, just like all my fellow Internet freaks on livejournal, but skin cancer scares me... yes, I am a total wimp), 5'4" (I wish so bad that I were taller, like 5'10" or 5'11" like Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman), some freckles that are quickly fading from lack of sun, pierced ears and bellybutton (I have a funny piercing story, wanna hear it?), and contact lenses. I told you I was scarily ordinary.
Dum de dum... not much else to say when it comes to moi. I guess I should list off some interests of mine, so here goes. Actresses: Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Paris Hilton, Audrey Hepburn, Charlize Theron, Keira Knightly, Jessica Alba, Nikki Reed, Natalie Portman. Actors: Tom Cruise, Hugh Grant, Russell Crowe, Mel Gibson, Ewan MacGregor, Heath Ledger, Ashton Kutcher. Foods: Top Ramen, pasta, curly fries, DiGornio pizza, chalupas, split pea soup, Chinese food, Swedish meatballs, KFC.
Sorry guys, I know you're just dying to hear more about me and my impossibly fascinating life, but I'm getting really tired. It's kinda sad, because it's only 10:00, but I'm not too much of a night owl on weekdays and, whaddaya know, it's a weekday. Plus I've got math, English, and social studies to do. Joy. So I'd better leave you, my adoring fan, and move on to the glorious world of homework! Hopefully you caught the sarcasm.